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Pee-wee trophies

Noun

A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.
You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!

You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!

"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
by IQuarent April 14, 2014
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Pee-Wee Defense

The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.
"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
by Kipu October 23, 2013
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Yo why the fuck my peepee hard

Used to question why you get aroused to some sick fucking shit. A question to be asked when your homie is going through puberty a bit late.
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard?
B: Nigga your body is changing
or
A: Yo why the fuck my peepee hard after seeing these banging anime tiddies?
by KangarooJecht October 14, 2018
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small peepee

if your winky looks like a shrivelled raisin
by danthemanteehee June 24, 2018
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PeeSee virgin

Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.
Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"

Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"

Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"

Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"
by BlackHobama September 8, 2016
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My peepee itches

Alex: “my peepee itches
Dr. Mario: “ you have genital herpes
by pp McSandwich February 26, 2019
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peepeepoopoo man

A man who terrorized York University and University of Toronto with buckets of feces and urine. He's a literal shit thrower.

It is alleged that

on Friday, November 22, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered John P. Robarts Research Library located at 130 St. George Street and assaulted a woman and a young person and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter

on Sunday, November 24, 2019, the peepeepoopoo man entered Scott Library located at 4700 Keele Street and assaulted a woman and a man, and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter

on Monday, November 25, 2019, the the peepeepoopoo man approached a woman in the area of College Street and McCaul Street and threw contents from a bucket which was described as liquefied fecal matter
by a goof from toronto November 27, 2019
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