Wetzel pretzel

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

peezus

Someone who, though not religious, sets him/herself up as a moral leader and inspires a fanatical cult of followers to condemn everyone else as evil and subhuman. The prime example is PZ Myers, one of the leaders of atheismplus and a raging sjw.

PZ Myers is such a peezus.

by urbandick1975 October 3, 2013

German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

pretzel logic

fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.

Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.

by sleepingdog April 4, 2009

Pretzellation

Pretzellation is when a group of arse-licking people are friends with each other and are so far up each others arses they are entangled in a pretzel formation

Girl 1: those three are such arse-lickers
Girl 2: i know, talk about pretzellation

by Twisted_Nath October 7, 2008

Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

by Thrikal January 25, 2010

pretzel party

When two or more dogs take shits next to each other at the same time.

Louie and Butters just had a pretzel party in Matt's bedroom

by thereisnomafia April 26, 2014