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peenie beenie

What do you want on your sandwich?
Peenie Beenie!
by Cat-thulhu January 6, 2024
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Peenie

Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.
Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.
Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.
by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008
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Peeny Teeny

An Insult worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and your granny tranny. Every time this word is uttered a star implodes and turns into a black hole.
Person: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person: Don’t make me do it.
Person 2: Do it
Person: ur granny tranny!
Person 2: Ha that’s nothing!
Person 2: ur peeny teeny.
*Person bursts into flames and the Big Dipper is destroyed*
by Feesh the shrub killer May 28, 2018
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Peeny Colada

The far more fun name for a cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
The perfect drink for a day on the beach is a nice Peeny Colada!
by TrulyGrimm March 21, 2023
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Peenie Wiggles

When 2 men pull their hard cocks out of their pants and rub them against each other until they both cum then wiggle them violently until every last drop falls to the ground.
Dick and Simon Peenie Wiggles at Joes wedding reception and shocked on looking guests!
by Crotch Pheasant May 22, 2014
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Peeni

by Matildatullos June 10, 2022
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