peegan kalmer

Peegan Kalmer has the auts. She likes to mess with people and loves to be the most annoying person in the room. Most importantly she loves being bi. Hit her up guysand gals. Even if you are ugly. Lend her a juul every once and a while and she’ll love you forever. Peegan Kalmer is a way to describe what it’s like to have a shit day, have the best thing happen to you, die, laugh till you piss yourself, and threaten your geometry teacher to have his kids choke on his scrotum, all in one hour. It’s a great way to die.

“I wish I could go outlike Peegan Kalmer.”
“Why’s that?”
“Just sounds like fun.”
“Oh cool.”

by theautismdiagnostic January 20, 2019

Peegle

A word used by most White Supremacists

Let's go to the rally, peegle.

by peeglepeeglepoop October 31, 2020

Peegasm

When you think 🤔 you have to pee but you have an orgasm instead. This can work for both men and women.in women it usually happens when a woman hits her g-spot just right and she gushes a bunch of girl juice. In guys it starts out as pee then transitions to pre come.and finally erupts as the mother lode.

Sheila: I was doing the Sybian. Last night at the Kundalini sex retreat. I thought I had to pee 😂 but I had a. Peegasm instead. I had to spend 2hours cleaning up the girl juice. Priscilla: Lucky you! I spent the night watching TV the Kundaliningus channel specifically.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

peegor

peegor is a boy who really likes a girl who idk. dosnt like him so hes kinda depressed and listens to his favorite song butterfly effect always hoping the love of his life would like him . he always gets confused when he looks at her for a second and dosnt like it when the boys go to her he will ask every detail

peegor like butterfly effect

by peegor May 1, 2021

Peegles Breakfast

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.

Dude I’m so hungover, I can’t wait for our Peegles Breakfast so we can recover

by Vtethers July 16, 2021

Peegirl

A pretty girl who only see the beauty in the world and people

Her name is Peegirl

by Professor Mikel July 26, 2021

peegnf

Caelum is an awesome editor, he has a big ass obsession with Finn and he’s super kind! He’s probably one of my fav mutuals and if you dont like, literally suck my dick and leave, go to therapy or whatever

Someone: omg I don’t like caelum
Anyone with a brain: unalive yourself<3
peegnf ily ur amazing

by editsx775 September 9, 2021