cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008

patronable

Someone who is easily patronized or who makes themselves an easy target or patronizing remarks or condescending retorts. SOmeone who makes themselves a target for patronizing or condescending behavior from others. A person who makes it easy for others to treat them in a patronitical manner.

Poor Tre-Tre, he just does not realize how patronable he really is. He constantly sets himself up for the patronitical remarks and behavior of so many people.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

patronus

noun: something that energizes you quickly, such as coffee or an energy drink

Fred: dude, I really need a patronus right now, I feel like I'm about to pass out.
Paul: alright, let's run down to starbucks.

by Real World HP March 1, 2010

Patronite

A person who has patronizing others down to an artform or science. Often times they may be uptight politicians or do-gooder suburban soccer moms. They almost always know they're right even when the issue at hand is ambiguous.

I can't believe Hillary Clinton thinks she always right, what a Patronite.

by bfiggs19 June 8, 2017

Patronlet

Someone who is dependent of patrons, such as a twitch streamer, or someone from tic tok. They generally have no useful skills, and will breakdown when threatened to get a real job. They have gained popularity recently and will crash soon as well. They do not contribute to society, yet are idolized by retarded middle schoolers and creepy men.

James: "Why's she crying?"
Amanda: "She is a patronlet, and nobody donated this week."

by Zany_J December 2, 2019

Patronus

(n) the one strand of weed that you can always count on to get you where you need to be

Dude green crack is my patronus

by ComicsInTheory November 14, 2021