Dos Palos

A really small town in the heart of California where everyone is related to eachother by blood or marrige. Football is huge here and so is gossip. A fair comes around every summer just before school starts, it has 2 rides. This is a time where all the recently High School graduated females bring their new born babies to show off to the incomming seniors and community. It's very hard to pick up your bags and continue your life else where. About 15% of the graduated students move out of the the central valley and then 5% of that actually come back to build their family here. Theres one bar in town, which is the thing to do for the 40 and up. Then theres "The River" for the 25 and under. The cops here are unfortunately crooked and the teachers might as well not have their degrees. It's all about who you know to get any job here.

Guy1: Whats there to do here in Dos Palos?

Guy2: We can go get mojos and watch a movie if the theater happens to be open today. Or just hang out in front of the doughnut shop or the pizza factory. Or ride around town in my dads lifted truck listening to country music.

Guy1: WTF I moved here from the bay area for this?!!

Guy2: Just wait, a girl will crawl up to you and then you guys will have babies you'll work at some factory while she goes to school online and both of you guys will show up to the summer fair with your new born and have arguments every week and throw house parties for high school kids.

Guy1: Fuck you that'll never happen

by according2i March 1, 2011

pato malo

In Chile we call Pato Malo to a delinquent. It's translated as Bad Duck.

be care careful with pato malo, it's dark.

by victor birkner October 15, 2009

patootie

Patootie is "ass".

But "sweet patootie" is a term of endearment.

"I don't give a rat's patootie".

"You're my sweet patootie".

by Eliezer Pennywhistler May 17, 2006

Jamaican patois

Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.

Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".

There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.

Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:

Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation

by Dino March 13, 2005

patogato

a meme that looks like a cat and a duck. pato means duck in spanish. and gato means cat. the meme was created by twitch streamer ligogato.

congratulation PatoGato

by okiya4869 June 8, 2018

Patoochie

Vagina.

Dude number one; I want her patoochie.
Dude number two; Yeah, I've had her cunt and it's really good.

by Patoochie.lover August 15, 2012

Pakosz

when you can't handle the loud and sit still in a chair for hours with your hood tightened around your face

Did you see Austin last night? He was pullin a Pakosz.

by V$AP October 22, 2015