Pahul

A really kind guy who genuinely cares about you. A guy who will give his all if he cares for you. A great friend and a great advisor!

Hey, Pahul

by StraightFAX2k19 November 14, 2019

Patheticon

What a pathetic person, like my brother, would be if they were a Transformer.

Wow...if my brother were a Transformer, he would most definitely be a Patheticon.

by Chris DiMartino March 11, 2007

Soft-Path Soldier

The type of guy that thinks he can get with a girl by being her friend until she somehow falls for him. In many cases, the Soft-Path Soldier has been known to remain friends with a girl for years on end, staying on the sidelines through her relationships as the "supporting guy friend."
"Soft-path" refers to the style in which this type of man goes for his girl. The Soft-Path Soldier travels down the weakest and most candy-assed path that he could possibly take to get with a girl.

"Who is that guy that you hang out with"
"Oh he's been my friend for a long time."
"Does he like you?"
"Yeah, he's my Soft-Path Soldier, but don't worry that kind of shit doesn't work with me"

by stosted January 23, 2011

Cycle Path

A type of person who would assault someone in your friend group with a huge stick or twig

Do you guys know William?

Yeah he’s a cycle path!

by WetSpagheters October 10, 2019

Ullu ka patha

ullu ka patha/ patta/ phatta meaning Son of an owl literally but used to call someone a fool

He is an ullu ka patha.
That ullu ka patha is my brother.

by Urban Indian September 18, 2013

pathetic

A person who is so stupid that you feel sorry for him.

Albert is the most pathetic man I ever saw in my life...!

by Pakistani Sher January 30, 2007

pathetic

everybody who defines themself in an urban dictionary definition.

every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"

NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.

by emilyisreallycool April 7, 2008