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pathetic

Looking or acting miserable, often because of grief.

Online dating, trying to get chicks on Xbox Live, and staring at you female classmates with stupid excuses.
The crying girl looked so pathetic, that I knelt down to comfort her.

"I wasn't looking at your ass I was admiring your hair!"
by JET X August 23, 2016
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The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018
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Pathetic Male Syndrome

Also known as "PMS". When a man cannot go through a day of life without whining or complaining.
Men suffering from PMS are easily threatened by the modern lifestyle and especially of independent women.
His aim is to impress his friends rather than women.
Men with PMS should be thrown out of the gene pool.
He has an "Asian girl fetish" because those types have that "must please man" attitude. He can't get an independent woman from his area to like him, so he has to revert to his 'fetish'. He has Pathetic Male Syndrome.
by King Juan February 21, 2009
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patheticore

The third major and final subdivision of "softcore." Used to describe something that is so incredibly stupid, brainless, ignorant and nonbeneficial to the human history that, if it one day disappears from the face of the planet, no one will notice or ever care. Used as a total insult.
things patheticore:
Paris Hilton, reality television, Bang Bus, MTV, Fox primetime programming (except Family Guy), boho chic, slasher flicks, most Adult Swim toons
by TheBehotch June 25, 2006
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pathetic

In other words, you pretty much fucked up.
If you still use nappies when ure 45. not counting those with health problems
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pathetic

Someone, or something, that sucks so bad you feel kinda bad for it.
Emo is incredibly pathetic.
by DayBomber January 24, 2008
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pathetic

Any person who loves working for Wal-Mart and kissing Wal-Mart managers asses.
by Associate September 10, 2003
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