Pasta girl

A girl who is so wonderful and beautiful that all you want to do is make her dinner, preferably pasta with spices.

Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta.

Ted: Corm, come down to the OP, there are so many pasta girls.

Corm: Oh man, you're a liar, there aren't any pasta girls there right now, only dirty, dirty hussies.

by tedjasperc January 9, 2010

Pasta pie

A pasta pie is when you and your partner jizz in a bowl pasta, one of the partners shoves it in there arse while the other eats it out.

I gave my mum a "Pasta pie" for breakfast

by The pasta pie specialist January 3, 2017

Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.

Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.

by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009

Pasta sauced the negatives

The process of dropping photo negatives into a pasta based meal. Also associated with 'gravying your cards' and general tomfoolery. People who are accused of this act are usually of some what low intellect and need huge guidance through life.

Ben: 'Oh Alex you've only gone and pasta sauced the negatives!!!'
Alex: 'What?!? I just don't understand'
Ben: 'Well of course...you wouldn't'

by Tate One June 6, 2011

pasta booty

Wiggles but it keeps its shape.

She got a pasta booty! or That girl over there with the pasta booty

by sparkiegirl June 15, 2020

Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

pasta dish

When you have an extremely hot chick with a banging ass get naked, bend over and spread her asshole until it is gaping, then choose a pasta dish of your choice, dump the entire plate in her ass, then proceed to have her sit across the table with the meal in her ass while you have a 10 or so minute discussion. Once the discussion is over, she shits the meal back out on the plate and you eat it.

Wow, Tricia is so hot i'd pasta dish her any day of the week!

by abusive drunk July 5, 2006