El Paso Hello

Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.

Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.

by Frenchy55 December 14, 2022

old El Paso

A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.

I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”

by Smartmouth78 August 12, 2023

The el paso

When a group of men meet up at an area (typically sears parking lot) and use code words like "drag racing" , "lets burn some rubber" and "road runner" for doing vigorous homosexual acts on one another mostly pertaining to anal penatration while using cocaine as baby powder to reduce chafing.

My friend Jerry told me that the el paso is really fun....I'm no longer friends with him.

by Speedguy70 July 17, 2022

El Paso Musket

When a woman puts a whopper/malt ball into her anus then clinches shooting the ball into her lovers mouth.

Things got wild last night, my girlfriend gave me an El Paso Musket.

by Cali0731 April 8, 2022

el mal paso

It’s when a woman had sex before even have a formal or official relationship.

Comadre, no me lo va a creer… pues dicen que Maria, ya dió el mal paso… tan seria que se veía. Dicen que hasta está embarazada.

by MexicanCanCan May 16, 2021

nel paso, tejas

mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.

Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...

by samdaman December 1, 2004

El Paso Krista mista

When you’re sitting at the cardio office and you let one rip, but instead of it going out the back it shoots up the front and through the cooter picking up the moisture and becoming a mist.

It’s hot girl, hit me with that good ol El Paso krista mista.

by Drfupaloopah December 30, 2025