Part-Time Parent

A person who brags to people and post on Facebook about all the wonderful things they do on the weeks they have their children, but can't wait until the week is over so they can go party with their friends, go on dates, or just plain relax and do nothing because they only have their kids every other week.

Person 1: "Did you hear her talk about taking her kids to the movies, the skating rink, and out to eat all weekend?" To top it all off her house is spotless, and she looks fabulous?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I guess it's nice to be a part-time parent. I don't have time to do anything like that let alone pee by myself because I have a house to clean, 10 loads of laundry to do, dishes piled up, & my kids are with me ALL the time."

Person 1: "Sounds like you need to be a "part-time parent" ha ha ha!"

by prettypenny December 15, 2012

Patty time

When someone says they'll be somewhere at a certain time but really shows up two hours later.

" She said she'd be here at 4:30pm, now it's 7:00pm. She must be running on Patty time."

by Trisha Keno March 23, 2016

part-time fuckboy

a troubled teen who is a dick 90% of the time but can't fully commit to the fuckery of a fuckboy

That part-time fuckboy is wearing elite socks and his fat ankles are flying out everywhere.

by slutsrock May 14, 2016

part-time whore

A person who sleeps around on the weekend when intoxicated, to get intoxicated.

Scottys being a Part-time whore this weekend

by tja5683 September 16, 2018

Part Time Baller

Someone who is a baller, but only until their tax refund money runs out.

They usually buy a new car and new things and then lose it all around June.

75% of all car repos are from part time ballers.

Wait til june, that part time baller wont be in the club.

by SmoothLog February 26, 2020

part-time friendship

a shitty excuse for people to be dry texters and not put effort into a friendship

vicky: hey i was wondering if you come to this party with me? you seemed like you loved to have fun when we were talking in english :)

tayla: no, this is a part-time friendship, i regret giving you my number.

vicky’s mind: fuck. i wish people liked me.

by domeafavorandkillme August 2, 2022

Part-Time Gay

someone who does gay things and says they are gay but get mad when you call them gay

billy is a part-time gay, he gets mad when i call him gay but does gay stuff.

by Doggo_boi21 October 12, 2022