Parking Lot Hair 

Hair done in a parking lot, usually before a dance, cheerleading, colorguard, or any related activity. Done because:
1. Person isn't capable of doing required hair, so someone met at the parking lot will.
2. Couldn't be done at home, so it's done before the dance/show.

Vanessa: My mom couldn't do my hair, so it's all messy.
Hallie: Oh no. My mom did my hair. She's still here. It's okay, we have hairspray. We'll just do some parking lot hair.

Parking Lot Hair by That ginger an amazing shirt. September 22, 2010

Parking Lot Pouncer 

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

Parking Lot Pouncer by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019

Parking Lot It 

When you arrive at a public event, (movie, piano recital, PTA meeting, etc.) and can’t bare to make it through sober, so you full send hard liquor in the parking lot after you arrive to get a nice drunk on.

Hey honey, do you want to parking lot it at Emily’s dance recital? It’s gonna be a shit show.

Parking Lot It by Earvin Johnson January 6, 2020

parking lot ranch 

Is a thick, hot, creamy load of cum that you find in the front or back seat of your vehicle. Can also be shot out next to your car if receiving a blow job while standing in the door opening.

As I was walking through the Walmart parking lot, I saw a gentlemen making fresh parking lot ranch in the backseat of his car with the local trap.

parking lot ranch by Mben22075 November 1, 2023

Parking Lot Sex 

Having a lil fun in the parking lot after school... if you know what i mean

Val witnessed Brandon and Steph have parking lot sex after school and she was so disgusted by the X-rated things they did that she told everyone about it.

Parking Lot Sex by HMMMMMMM March 18, 2004

parking lot christian 

Someone who claims to be a good christian. When they pull in the church parking lot, they don a mask that shows them to be good, people loving, god fearing christians and when they pull out of the parking lot, they turn into evil, nasty, manipulative, judgemental spawns of satan. Hence, you have a parking lot christian.

You'd be surprised how many people in church turn out to be parking lot christians.

parking lot christian by TAZ73 November 22, 2014