by anonymous June 2, 2018
Get the parkermug. Parker is the hottest guy in the whole entire fucking universe. His lips are sooo sooo moist, he also has a dad named
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
Paul who is sexy as fuck and looks like an egg. I would fuck any guy in their family.
I got so wet just thinking about parker’s moist lips and his big cock going into my tight little pu-ssy
by Thethreesomegirl March 12, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Someone who is known to break Xbox 360 controllers by simultaneously throwing them at his Xbox 360 console, due to anger caused by sucking balls at Halo and Call of Duty.
Guy 1: "Dude, he asked to borrow my controller for the weekend, but he's such a Parker, I don't know if I should do it."
Guy 2: "Don't!"
Guy 2: "Don't!"
by fgsdgybsr gfbh November 19, 2010
Get the Parkermug. Written by Nevada @.easylovin
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
parker is a funny, relatable, cute girl who has many friends. she's popular, and very easy to get along with until you upset her. she has flawless skin as some people might say and she has a great boyfriend who loves her unconditionally 😔 parker loves to make friends, even though she's a bad replier. she makes people happy, including me and many others. she loves making friends, real and loyal friends, that is. fake friends aren't her cup of tea. she's very loyal and she hates when people take advantage of that.
by n e v v y September 24, 2018
Get the parkermug. A manslut
by Jdkfkskskdk December 14, 2018
Get the Parkermug. A brunette, with a 10/10 personality. A good dancer, loves animals, and having a good time. A little shy and awkward, but is one of the nicest people you'll ever meet!!
Person 1 : I heard you done got you a girlfriend. What's her name?
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
Person 2 : Parker
Person 1 : Oh shiii-
by Khoeala April 5, 2017
Get the Parkermug. Parkers are loving kind and sensitive. Parkers usually want to look good and may stay clear of dirty thing's. Dont be fooled if he is quiet and flinchy cause he is most likely powerful and a great guy. Girls he may like are pretty and share emotions back to him and can relate to him. Go get a parker
by Wayupthere December 15, 2017
Get the Parkermug.