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Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019
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Paranoid Speller

A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 30, 2011
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paranoid

your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
by david.strakos November 18, 2022
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paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023
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Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?
Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
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