Sleep Paralysis

One of the necessary stages every human (usually) experiences during the transition from being awake to being in a dream. If you don't have this fortunate occurrence happen to you, you are a sleepwalker. It is a simply and smart mechanism to ensure you do not actually act out what you're doing in your dreams. You do tend to believe your dreams are real while you're in them, right? This closes down the bridge of transmitting your apparent physical actions in your dreams to your physical body outside of the dream.

Most people who become aware of sleep paralysis while it's happening become terrified of it, try to escape it, and become irate when others bring it up. This is ridiculous when you think about it. If it didn't happen, you would sleepwalk. And whether you become aware of it or not, it happens every time you rest. The really good news is that if you become aware of it happening, you are given a unique opportunity. You can RELAX and let it happen, like a film trailer you don't care for, and stay aware until you are in the dream itself, making it... lucid! Lucid dreaming is the key. The other option is to senselessly struggle, and think it's some strange demonic thing. Kind of like taking the red pill or the blue pill.
"I had sleep paralysis again last night."
"Do you think you're opening your eyes and trapped in your bed?"
"Well, I used to think that, but this time was different... I was in my bed, but my room was completely mirrored, so I knew it couldn't have been real."
by Oneironauts March 19, 2014
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Youtube Paralysis

The feeling that you get at 1.00 am, when anything on youtube, even the most terrible video ever, seems interesting/funny/awesome. Usually occurs after a long and tiring day full of stress and inner turmoil.
Joe: Man, I worked a 13 hour day at McBurgerland and my girlfriend broke up with me - then when I got home I had total youtube paralysis.

Harvey: How absolutely awful old chap. Shall I take it you shall be coming out to gain some pussay and/or booty this evening?
by The midnight definer August 30, 2011
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Testicular Paralysis

That feeling you get when you dare to imagine a very ugly woman in a G-string.
Dude just the thot of her wearing a thong, gives me testicular paralysis.
by tinunit June 24, 2011
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sexual paralysis

n -The submissive action of surrendering to a sexual advance by exhibiting an enjoyable paralysis-like or trancive state of concentration and obedience.

This state of being can be experienced in a contemplative silence or minute verbal expressions of delight ranging from quiet moans to verbal acknowledgments directed towards the aggressor's inquiries/commands.
The warm wave of sexual paralysis engulfed her body as she quietly complied to him softly whispering, "...now be a good girl and spread your legs."
by Geotis August 23, 2011
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music paralysis

when you're so overwhelmed by great music that you feel paralyzed - a music "coma"
music paralysis Miles Davis, Pink Floyd, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Gallant
by isabae July 11, 2015
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Bed paralysis

The inability (if only psychosomatically) to move after experiencing a state of fatigue through the day.
Laura isn’t going to be joining us, she has bed paralysis.”
by Saph-69 September 11, 2021
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Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.
James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."
by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023
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