snot packer

One who engages in nasal sex by sticking his penis into another's nostril.

That orangutan is a snot packer. I feel bad for his mate's nasal passage.

by Cheshirelynx July 30, 2012

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes

Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!

by Owuhpug July 6, 2018

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Packergasm

The feeling that is elicited when a player from the Green Bay Packers has a big play, the team wins, or something exciting happens in the game of football that benefits the Green Bay Packers.

"That 108 yard punt return by rookie Randall Cobb definitely gave me a Packergasm."

by ppppackerz September 9, 2011

pantera

BEST FUCKING HEAVY METAL BAND IN THE WORLD. they created a whole new genre, and without them all the little hardcore bands wouldn't be here today. They have a variety of sounds, each album has a different sound. They have the best line up too...best guitarist you could ask for (Dimebag Darrell), best vocalist (Phil Anselmo), best drummer (Vinnie Paul), and a damn good bassist (Rex Brown).

Cowboys From Hell is the song that Pantera is widely known for.

by panterarized February 25, 2005