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paleoliberal

Old school, pre-1960's style liberal; center-left populist.
A paleoliberal typically espouses the following:
1. protection of the right of workers to organize and bargain collectively
2. protection of the interests of the underdog against the whims of the powerful.
3. supports the right to individual privacy within reasonable limits; does not include abortion rights (see definition #2) or gay marriage, but does include keeping the government from snooping on your reading habits.
4. The right for minorities to be free from discrimination in employment, housing, public accomodations, etc., thus protecting their rights from the tyranny of the majority without diluting majority rule.
5. the inherent, affirmative right to vote and have your votes counted as you intended, without interference from fraudulently programmed voting machines designed to "flip" votes.
6. The right to life means the right to a decent life, for both born and unborn. Paleoliberals don't divorce the sanctity of life from the quality of life, unlike Christofascists or left-liberals.
7. May or may not support the death penalty, although I personally oppose it except for war criminals, deposed dictators, wartime traitors, and/or serial killers who pose an escape risk.
8. Embrace gender equity. Man and woman are to be treated as equals under the eyes of the law and their differences are to be respected, not derided.
I can't wait for Bob Casey, Jr. to trounce Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum! We'll have a true paleoliberal Dem representing Pennsylvania, as opposed to a right-wing VIRGINIAN posing as a PA Republican!
by Stop the pendulum December 31, 2005
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palking

To piss and walk at the same time.
As Fly the Warrior was walking, he pulled out his dick and started pissing. He then screamed "Guys look i'm palking!"
by baby fritz May 24, 2009
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paleotarian

A conservative libertarian; a libertarian who holds conservative personal opinions on homosexuality, drug use, abortion, and other social issues, but does not support government authority in these issues (except possibly abortion). Compare to cosmotarian.
The Libertarian candidate attended the gun show in order to gain support from the paleotarians who he would be unlikely to meet at a cocktail party.
by crimethink January 18, 2008
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Paleophilia

She thought that T-Rex was really hot, clearly she is a paleophiliac.
by Brenda !!!!! October 5, 2004
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lauda ka pakoda

it literally means a dish made out of a penis but figuratively it means making a fool out of yourself in front of a large crowd pr audience
You made yourself a lauda ka pakoda when got drunk in the bar last night!
by sshenry January 17, 2011
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palio’s pizza

i was ordering at palio’s pizza when GBB pulled up and started shooting the place up
by GBBthugga December 1, 2020
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Palkia

The pokemon that does not want to be your Pal
an absolute jerk who will randomly shoot spacial rend if there clock in its face or you mention dialga but if it spots dialga then the world will be exterminated and be eroded by space and time
trainer: hey palkia look a cloc-
palkia: *shoots spacial rend at the clock*
trainer: bruh why would you oh crud its dialga...

*the earth got ripped apart while they fought*
by national person September 28, 2021
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