Palin

1. when you say something and then you say something else that is a contraction to it.
2. When you say something incredibly stupid that u don't even believe.
Gov. Palin "I know Global Warming is man made"
resident watching the debate "there she goes again, she pulled a Palin! Well they don't call it a Palin for nothing!"
by Yardle October 21, 2008
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palin

confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.
“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”

“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”
by clong27 October 03, 2008
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Palin

An inexperienced, mildly retarded, down syndrome sprouting, first amendment abolishing, creationism enforcing, wolf and wildlife killing woman who doesn't know "What is it exactly that a VP does every day?"
I'd bang Palin, but I sure as hell don't want that bitch running my country.
by Brandon Dean McCann September 22, 2008
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palined

1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, pre-dictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.
Katie asked Sarah what newspapers she read but Sarah totally palined and said "Entertainment Tonight!"
by oh-geek October 09, 2008
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palinize

"Billy Joel and I have rehearsed a little, but you have to consider this more like the vice presidential debate: you have to Palinize your expectations" - Bruce Springsteen
by svsteve October 25, 2008
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Palin

n. A person who remains conscious and produces incomprehensible verbiage while actually in a vegetative state.
"While unintelligible, Sarah Palin spoke at the RNC last night."
by Scandanavian Fetus June 22, 2009
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Palin

To suddenly quit, drop-out, or stop whatever you are doing at that moment in time. Often related to a job.
Friend 1: "Dude how's that website coming together?"
Friend 2: "Screw it dude, I'm pulling a Palin."
Friend 1: "Yeah, wasn't worth your time anyways."
by S. Palin August 26, 2009
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