Paki's Taxi

A 90's Japanese car used for private hire or Hackney that is cherished by Indians and Pakistanis, usually a Toyota Carina-E or old Avensis that has covered 300,000 miles and battered to hell.
They will usually be full of clutter, have vile seat covers, stink of piss and vomit, have a bent MOT and be totally unroadworthy - purchased on Ebay for £100.
They will always turn up late and never ring the doorbell, choosing to blast their horns outside instead.
They will always rip you off, especially if its Saturday night 2.00 am in Manchester City Centre and you are pissed up after a night on the beer. They always chatter away on their CB Radios in Punjabi / Gudjurati / Hindi etc and have Bhangra playing on the tape deck.

Whats that awful noise - its a paki's taxi with a blown exhaust! - £20 quid to the end of the street - I'll get the bus it'll be more comfortable and quieter!

by stevie-J August 30, 2007

pakinese

A Pakinese, is a mix raced person of whom's parents decended from two east Asian countries: Pakistan and China. The offspring will often be quite good looking, and babies are reported to fetch western interest of parents looking to adopt. Thus this rather new race is quite rare. Babies are reported to fetch upwards of $1mn to celebrity couples.

"Hey Brad I want a Pakinese baby"
"Err, sure babes, I will phone the Pakinese embassy, and then we will fly out next week".

by The Vanilla from Manilla October 5, 2007

Paki

A racist slur used primarily in the UK, Norway, Canada and Denmark against people with Pakistani origin.

Pakis love to eat curry.

by alsasl October 16, 2022

Pakistani Queefer

Pakistani Women are known as elite queefers in the queefing community. Their Queefs are usually long, loud, and pleasurable to the taste.

Malik said that Bashra wouldnt stop queefin on dat dick. Made him nut after the 3rd queef. Them Pakistani Queefers are elite.

by SausageDynamite May 22, 2023

pakiborough

A slang name for the small Town/City called Peterborough, due to the amount of muslims, or Pakis.

yo, lets go pakiborough and meet shaan younis
nah allow that man, we'll get jooked.

by charlie godwin October 13, 2006

paki wagon

Name Fur A Vehicle That Can Hold A Number Of People, Usually 7+

1. Nissan Serena, Or Vanette Cargo Are Classed As Paki Wagons

by Knoxy1690 February 13, 2007

pakistani drill press

When a guy stands over a girl with her ankles pinned behind her ears by his hands and he goes up and down on her like a drill press.

Bob's wife asked if I could perform a pakistani drill press on her last night.

by Jason,BJ,Aaron,JB,Nick,Tim and Skip January 7, 2007