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midnight vegetable painter

Someone who enjoys the noble art of crepuscular vegetable decorating
Tarquin is something of a midnight vegetable painter
by TheWightDude June 16, 2017
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Painter's Cap

House painter's lingo for smoking marijuana before or after actually painting. Much better before yet not so bad after.

Putting on a painter's cap = Getting high!
Painter: Hey Dude, let's put on a painter's cap before we tackle that living room.

Painter 2: You got any?

Painter: You know it dude. Straight fire!

Painter 2: Awesome! Let's do it quick before the boss show's up!

Painter: No worries man! Who do you think I got it from?

Painter 2: Nice!
by zooboots July 6, 2011
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bowl painter

The Bowl Painter does not necessarily have to be created by explosive diarrhea. It can also be caused when a large turd paints racing stripes on the toilet bowl as it is being flushed.
Damn, I had a huge bowl painter dump the other day.
by the_buckeye_fan September 2, 2007
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mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)
Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!
by poode dude November 7, 2010
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Matte Painter

Matte Painter: a Digital Artist in the Film Industry.

A Matte Painter is a Digital Artist who creates artificial backgrounds for film and television or even for publication. At the turn of the century, Matte Painters used oils painted on glass to achieve this process. In the 21st Century the same results are achieved using computers and special editing software. This process using computers allows for much more convincing backgrounds (and occasionally foregrounds) to be rendered in much shorter periods of time. Most Matte Painters use a program called Photoshop to achieve the desired result although other programs such as Painter or Alias Wavefront may be used.

Movies like Star Wars and The Matrix and television series such as Farscape are fantasy-themed and therefore most of the artificial backgrounds used in each scene are Matte Paintings designed to convey a fantasy environment or atmosphere. This in turn may assist in selling the story to the audience.
eg 1. The production company couldn't afford to build an entire set on the backlot so they hired a Matte Painter to 'extend' the existing set and replace the missing backgrounds.

eg 2. It was overcast when they filmed the scene so a Matt Painter was employed to replace the sky plates.
by Maya Lightwave October 12, 2005
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Pinterstress

The stress created from the need to always use ideas from Pinterest for parties, gatherings and every day living.
Mom: I need to get little Billys party ready, first I have to make the empty paper towel roll party favors, then the leaf macaroni place mats, then the plastic grocery bag party hats...I have so much to do and the internet is down and I can't log onto Pinterest!!!

Sister: OMG your having Pinterstress.
by Jboymc September 18, 2012
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Chili Pointers

A male hairstyle similar to frosted tips in which the tips of spikey hair are dyed a dark red color.
Frosted tips are for pussies real men get chili pointers!
by AquaStarBear January 12, 2021
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