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Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.
These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.
by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023
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Pagan's Lent

The period time between the last day of Mardi Gras and St. Patrick's Day when nonreligious people give up something, sometimes alcohol or drugs. A time for a brief body cleanse. Done to fulfill a spiritual need or to have something to share at work with friends and the more devout. Not meant to disparage actual pagans.
Phil: Hey do you want to go get some drinks and hit the clubs later;

Ralph: I'll go out but I'm not drinking for Pagan's Lent. I'll take a johnny though...
by Pbnjam January 21, 2007
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Data Pagan

(noun.)

A Data Pagan is one who takes their job as a database administrator so seriously that they will literally come into work on Sundays when nobody is there and worship the data server while naked and bowing to a picture of Don Chamberlin.
Why was Marty here on sunday? Naked...
Oh Marty is practicing his religion, he is a Data Pagan.
by datapaganism March 27, 2019
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pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.
Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.
by theonewholifts February 14, 2015
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Greek paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.
He's into Greek paganism.
by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011
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Pagan

A Joe, hoe, Sarah or Zara
Dem boy pagan
by DickWhisperer August 21, 2017
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Pagan Unity

Pagan Unity, also Paganic Unity, is the idea that all pagan and neopagan religions, spiritualities and gods came from the same source and are essentially the same. Pagan Unity also supports the idea that all pagans and neopagans should unite themselves in order to reach godhood and become gods too, advocating the development of divinialism and transcendentialism in order to do so and reach a high level of being. Pagan unity also supports that pagans and neopagans should unite themselves in order to fight abrahamic fundamentalism, secular fundamentalism, new atheism and anti-theism, considering all four harmful to a pagan unity society. Pagan unity also advocates the idea that pagans shouldn't fight between themselves because of their gods and spiritualities since all of them come from the same divine source.
"Pagan unity is interesting such as theist unity and spiritual unity, that will be amazing when pagan unity start to become a thing and (neo)pagans start to represent themselves as supporters of pagan unity and even sympathisers with spiritual unity and theist unity."
by Full Monteirism May 9, 2021
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