Paddle Whipped

A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.

Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.

Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.

Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?

Jared: All night.

by Sic Lax March 1, 2011

Paddle Shifters

The luxury of a girl having big titties.

TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.

by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017

Lilly padding

When you clog a nice clean toilet with clean toilet paper and then proceed to take a shit on top of the clean toilet paper so it looks like a brown toad sitting on a lillypad

The janitor is gonna be so pissed when he sees I Lilly padded him...I'm the best at Lilly padding

by Bigfree100887 December 3, 2015

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Intellectually inadequate

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

by aenema August 16, 2003

Paddle it

v. To beat off; masturbate

"After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it."

by C bukowski October 7, 2007

paddington's disease

Paddington's disease is when you become so anxious you turn into a dog.

after finding out the moon was falling thomas got paddington's disease

by TribalWars2 October 24, 2015

Pink Paddle Boat

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

by zanderiv April 6, 2010