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packet of crips

Irish way of saying packet of Potato Chips. These are called crisps in Ireland but are often pronounced and sometimes even written as Crips with the middle s silent.

Calling them crips also particularly often happens in pubs/bars.
Talking to a barman: Pint and a packet of Crips please.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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Packet-slut

A person who is willing to partake in trading sexual favours for some mind altering substances.
Everyone knows he’s only getting laid because that girl he is seeing is a major packet-slut feening for her next hit of meth!
by Coastalkiwi June 20, 2018
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Packet Princess

A packet princess is a cyber security engineer who talks a big game but hides their lack of any fundamental skills or knowledge through theatrics and hysterics. A tell-tale sign of a packet princess is having the free time to consistently be the first to "find" the latest cyber security related articles on Reddit or Twitter. Another sign of a packet princess is celebrating as significant the discovery of knowledge that is common. The term should not be lightly used, and reserved for those whose ego and delusions of grandeur surpass all other coworkers.
"Looks like packet princess discovered grep today, talked about it for 30 minutes"
"Does packet princess actually do anything other than refresh Krebs on Security all day?"
"Packet princess hasn't talked to me in a month. They are still angry I saw them reading a tutorial on exceptions after I told them they should add exception handling to that script."
by crustycyber April 22, 2021
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Gold Packets

Hey I have gold packets.....you wanna Fuck Me???
by jdoooggg12333 October 8, 2009
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Dickety Pickety

To send one an image of you dick via picture message
Originated from the phrase Dick Pic
Hey dude, I sent that girl a smashing dickety pickety last night
by je m’appelle TillyTot February 6, 2019
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Silica gel packet

A good snack for a hungry man. Will replenish all of your hunger needs, easily portable for all your snacky desires.
Man I’d like to eat a silica gel packet
by PleaseSaveMySoul June 24, 2022
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ketchup packet

The act of wearing a condom and having sex with a woman who is on her peirod, then taking the condom off and making her squeez the menstral blood in to her mouth, as if drinking ketchup form a packet.
Ashley was on her rag and was very horny, and the only way paul would fuck her is if she agreed to take a ketchup packet afterwords.
by Druskeet December 2, 2007
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