pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick

Damn, Abhi is such a pole smoker

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

Polested

When you're molested by the police.

The other day we were about to film the best clip and we were polested out of the spot.

by Subrosabrand March 7, 2014

texas totem pole

Where a black guy puts hot sauce on his dick and fucks a white guy

My friend once got a Texas totem pole.

by Brandon Boecker December 29, 2013

The south pole

The use of a cooled or frozen sounding device . Placement of a cold sound in the male urethra.

She hit me with the south pole! It was like pissing an icicle in reverse!

by Balls12022 January 20, 2022

Barber's Pole

The result of a sexual liaison with a menstruating woman.

"I finally got down & dirty with that Janet, but she'd got the painters in. Didn't much care at the time, but my dick looked like a goddam Barber's Pole when it was over"

by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004

polevaulters

badass, hot body, enjoys pain,
extreme, fastest, strongest, most likely to
recieve multiple hospital bills, crazy, confident,
often attracts to other vaulters, friendly, outgoing.

Polevaulters are the greatest people living.

by borntovault December 24, 2008

Scrotum Pole

When four or more guys place their ball bags on top of one another's thus making a totem pole of male genitalia.

Steve Layz and the other guys from the local soup kitchen proudly dogpiled their hairy meatballs on top of each other. "we did it!" explained Layz "we've created a monumental Scrotum Pole, congratulations, now lets fuck like maniacs"

by Hatesmear Creepshow September 6, 2013