Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 9, 2017
Get the couch professormug. Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
Get the Professor Merryweathermug. A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
by wangjiahua December 11, 2010
Get the professor dickdouchemug. The combination of Professor and Pwnage.
Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.
You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.
Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.
You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 29, 2009
Get the Professor Pwnagemug. A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
by Bill Kras September 17, 2007
Get the Professor Homeworkmug. "I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 1, 2003
Get the Professor Frinkmug. A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.
Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!
by Mr E August 19, 2008
Get the Adjunct Professormug.