Professional Coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Greyson he is a Professional coper

by AshtonL January 28, 2023

professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.

Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.

by byteme March 5, 2004

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.

-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

Professional Woman

A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.

Her mom is a professional woman. She owns her own business and everything!

by NopeNope April 16, 2013

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

professional bastard

when a person takes being a bastard to such an extreme that he/she treats it like their career

Steve: "Hey man, is Rory coming out tonight?"
Tom: "Nah, he's too busy being a professional bastard"
Steve: "What?"
Tom: "Yeah, he sits at home, rings people and unnecessarily abuses them"

by jkjtastic September 19, 2009