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TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
by killerdove October 5, 2011
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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.
Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.
by fiend31 February 19, 2014
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Russian Poolette

A two player game in which the opponents lay on their backs, with asses facing each other. A lit candle is placed between the lines of fire and the first player to ignite their opponent with a blast of fiery methane, wins.
Jack and Jill played an intense game of Russian Poolette last night. Jack got third degree burns on his ballsack.
by Business Horse June 10, 2012
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lukas podolski

A song heard at all German World Cup 2006 games, arguably as catchy as breathing itself. You may require counseling to get it out of your head.
"lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu LUKAS PODOLSKI!"
(repeat 10,000 times)
by Ctrl1 July 10, 2006
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Pool of Liver

A mystical place in England somewhere, where four incredibly hot boys came from. Their names are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. They eventually met and formed the legendary band called The Beatles.
Freddie: do you like the Beatles?
Brian: never heard of them, where are they from?
Freddie: they are from Pool of Liver.
by Totally-Not-Ringo March 2, 2021
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stool pool

I play video games while sitting on the stool pool.
by otto 6669 May 6, 2009
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Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
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