a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!
But i only have britney speers!
My favorite! hand it over bitch!
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!
But i only have britney speers!
My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian November 25, 2008
Multiple pieces of advice that are repeated to you when you're in the middle of something. Used when you've already dismissed the advice or are focusing on another part of an action.
Person A: Remember to take a step to your right before you bowl.
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
Person B: Um, okay.
*Person B takes a step to the right and bowls, but the ball skews to the left and enters the gutter.*
Person A: You took more than four steps before bowling. Make sure to count your steps.
Person B: Why would I need to--Ah, forget it.
*Person B takes a four-step approach before bowling, but the ball skews to the right again, this time hitting the seventh pin.*
Person A: Did you take a step to the right?
Person B: My problem isn't the delivery, it's the hook!
Do you want me to improve, or do you want to move your portable fence around?
by ChameleonDragon September 12, 2021
Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
by Farkle Safari January 04, 2019
Being easy to move around
by Nanana8. 7 July 15, 2021
by 36368876 August 03, 2022
Harry was carrying a portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism in the right pocket of his pants. "Pistol" has six letters, "portable, handheld, life-ending mechanism" has 37 letters, one hyphen, and three spaces.
by but for April 23, 2021