by anymm July 9, 2014
Get the porcelain kiss mug.Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
Get the Porcelain seal sex mug.The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006
Get the porcelain tug mug.Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010
Get the Porcelain Sauna mug.by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004
Get the Porcelain Goddess mug.A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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