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porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.
Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.
by anymm July 9, 2014
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Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight
“hell yeah i do
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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porcelain tug

The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006
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Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.
Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010
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Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.
Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004
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Porcelain Stew

A huge dump that a flush was attempted but just puréed the massive dump into a paper and nut shit stew.
Gross some left a Porcelain Stew in the mens room again and it smells like it been cooking for days.
by dontbah8tr February 27, 2009
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