Politics 

A dick measuring contest between well-dressed chimps.

Politics (see: any campaign race) always winds up in the selection of what people hope is the least problematic leader.

Politics by Ren Tsune October 18, 2012

politics 

The system that governs the world. A system of cheating, lying, and scandal. Coming from the phrase poly, meaning many, and ticks, meaning bloodsucking parasites.

politics by Not Proud to be an American February 11, 2007

politics 

A vast leftwing conspiracy.

see communism , socialism ,satanism , etc.

politics by Bobzilla February 11, 2007

politics 

Democrats = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

Republicans = radical progressive leftwing international socialists

American people = screwed

politics is raping you up the bunghole

politics by fuck the NWO February 11, 2007

politics 

Some boring ass shit. Seriously.

Dude #1: Hey Dude #2, aren't politics fun and interesting?

Dude #2: No.

Ron Simmons: .....DAMN!!

politics by Noobmuncher3000 June 2, 2007

Politics 

Poli:Many

Ticks:blood-sucking paracites

politics are such blood-sucking parsites man!

Politics by quadracorn July 13, 2011

Politics 

Choosing one person above the rest to fuck you right up the ass.

Politics is a very complicated subject.

Politics by Idon'tCarewhatpseudonymIhave October 29, 2014