Playground Emissary

A child sent to represent their friend in a romantic endeavor.

Someone sent a playground emissary to my brother today.

by Treehugers February 28, 2021

Playground dance

The act of dancing on the swings or on any playground equipment

Look it is a playground im going to go playground dance

by SOFI and had August 3, 2021

Playground dance

An act of dancing on swings

Going to go playground dance to music

by SOFI and had August 4, 2021

playground dominator

A guy who punches little kids on the playground.

3rd grader "oh god is that the playground dominator! RUN!"

by GromTheThicc February 1, 2022

Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.

Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast”
Person 1: “Your adopted”
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”

by robloxduck1 April 8, 2022

playground goth

an aesthetic, typically derived on mixing goth-like dark and black clothing with bright, cheery clothing, for example, a black flannel jacket over a light blue shirt

i'm a playground goth

by UDRejuvenator December 22, 2023

Playground Smoke

noun

Sharp, competitive banter delivered with a grin. The art of talking 80s-style smack without crossing into real hostility. Heat without harm. Chaos without collapse.

Playground Smoke™ rattles lockers, not relationships. It’s calibrated roast energy—enough to sting, never enough to scar.

Not toxic. Not soft. Just controlled combustion.

“Relax. It’s just Playground Smoke™.”

He tried to bring drama to the room, but all he caught was Playground Smoke and a standing ovation from the lockers.

by BWMFERW February 13, 2026