nigga please

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.

"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."

by IceWarm June 21, 2004

My pleasure

A response to "Thank you," loosely meaning "You're welcome." Phrase comes from an expression meaning "No need to thank me; it was my pleasure" to do/provide that for you.

Tina: Thank you for dinner.
Richard: My pleasure.

by newwriter July 18, 2014

guilty pleasure

Something that you shouldn't like, but like anyway.

A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure for me.

by SuperSonicX September 23, 2005

Guilty Pleasure

Something that someone likes, even if they're aware of its faults. In some cases, they may even have difficulty finding something positive to say about it.

Person A: Why exactly do you like some of the things you like? The appeal in some of them is lost on me.
Person B: Well, I... Huh. That's a really good question. I guess they're what I'd call guilty pleasures.
Person A: Fair enough.

by Ryan Clark Jr. July 2, 2017

wigger please

What you say to a white wanksta after he tries to act black

Wigger: Look at all my nizzle shizzle, whizzo!
Proper Caucasian: Wigger, please!

by Alex April 8, 2003

Please Please Me

First album by The Beatles.

"One, two, three, FAW!" - Paul McCartney counts in "I Saw Her Standing There" and music would never be the same again.

by Un Sporko Magnifico June 11, 2005

CUM Pledge

A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online

- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge

by nddragoon November 1, 2020