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facebook player

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
by brown_eyed_girl March 26, 2009
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You played yourself

When you set yourself up to fail.
A little get steals candy and gets punished for it. Congratulations, you played yourself.
by TheCannon124 September 5, 2016
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Player

A Man or Woman that has MORE than ONE person think that they are the ONLY ONE.
"Marlon has a BUSY Valentines day. Breakfast with Vanessa, lunch with Alexis and dinner with NeNe". Three girlfriends! Man, He is such a PLAYER".
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bass player

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.
stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.
by batman is awesome November 10, 2013
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Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.
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A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"
After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"
by Charles W. September 13, 2008
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