Pistachio

When a man wants a girl to urinate on his mustache.

Yo girl, come on over here and gimme a pistachio.

by Olive Branch November 19, 2025

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 24, 2025

Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 26, 2025

Pistachio

A person with an annoyingly high pitched voice.

He's such a pistachio when he sings.

by Enfix June 6, 2025

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021