Perpendickular

When a males penis is at full potential.

Aks: hard as a rock

Wow baby just look at your perpendickular penis.

by Heidi Rush 01 July 1, 2025

Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body

It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.

by Smart as... October 21, 2025

Perpendicuload

A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.

My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!

I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.

by Kalkulon October 4, 2008

perpendiculube

A squalinder that is a tube closed at both ends at a 90 degree angle that is perpendicular to the other end. The perpendiculube can hold a volume less than the capped cylinder of the same amount of material but can hold significantly more than the closed squared ends of a flat package.

The perpendiculube allows the most volume for packaging materials in a tube with only two seams, cutting costs and increasing durability.

by Sshhhhhhh July 28, 2016

Perpendogular

Perpendogular is when an adult dog lays on the bed in a perpendicular orientation to which you're laying.

I'd have slept well last night, but my dog was constantly laying perpendogular to me so I had no room in the bed.

by blesker October 26, 2018

poopendicular

a shit that stands up right in the shitter.

dude, look at my shit! it's poopendicular!

by astronine March 22, 2022

perpindiculated

when you are in a bad situation

damn i’m perpindiculated right now

by indoobitly April 24, 2022