Perpendicuload

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A penis (choad) that is bent in the middle, along the shaft, at a 90 degree angle. Can occur naturally, or due to force or through getting caught in a mechanical vice.

My pants wont fit anymore since the accident at the factory. I got a perpendicuload!

I always get weird looks in the men's room when I'm taking a slash, because I have to directly face the guy next to me while peeing. I usually have to explain that I have a perpendicuload. They usually understand and be on their way without a fuss.

Perpendicuload by Kalkulon October 4, 2008

Words you can keep

perpendicular princess

A chick that loves to ride up and down on the cock.

Stacey was a real perpendicular princess last night.

perpendicular princess by Jaydog vonSnozen January 9, 2004

Perpendiculate

The act of becoming perpendicular to something, usually the floor.

My alarm kept going off this morning but I just couldn't gather enough energy to perpendiculate myself.

Perpendiculate by Nick S December 5, 2004

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Mathematically/Geometrically explains how Photosynthesis works.

Did you know that the Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis

Perpendicular Bisector Squared Is Photosynthesis by Egg_asyslum April 8, 2019

Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

Perpendicular Shagging by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

Perpendiculateral

Used to describe a word which is spelled the way it sounds.

Per-Pen-Dic-U-Later-Al

Student: "How do you spell *blank*"
Teacher: "Sound it out, Brennen - it's a perpendiculateral word"

Perpendiculateral by Frokachu February 5, 2010

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness

Its the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosic fusion in bisectors of the photosynthesising ethis of circumlocution in floccinaucinihilipilification of pseudoephedrine in the common equilibrium in the crystalation process in the perpendicular of covalent bonding contrasting the antidisestablishmentarianism theorem.

"I used the Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness formula to discover the equilibrium of the bisector in the photosynthetic material."

Perpendicularbisectedunicellularphotosynthesisingreproductiveasexualcollectiveconsciousness by USSRISGOOD July 19, 2019

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026