If you want to live a long life, you should give up booze and drugs and become one of the five percenters
by keith giles August 31, 2004
by cinnamon_toast June 17, 2022
A term used within British political circles, Twenty Percenters is applied to the portion of the population that will accept any lie you decide to tell them, which is roughly around 20%. Twenty Percenters believe in things like global warming and the urgent need to restrict freedom of speech. Twenty Percenters are characterised by lack of imagination and display frequent cognitive dissonance. They also lack any ability to confront authority in a material sense but may compensate for their lack of volition through symbolic action such as: affiliating themselves with an impotent political group, subscribing to eclectic political journals, writing protest poetry/songs, macramé and pressing wild flowers.
We've got the Twenty Percenters on board but what can we do convince the rest of electorate that raising duty on fuel will save the planet?
by ObeyThePorkLord March 20, 2013
by Mr_Wall May 19, 2009
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
by murph January 27, 2005
by fr0gger_beez June 22, 2021
95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it".
"Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"
by Brizad September 30, 2003