Penile Plasticia

An organic polymer strand grown in the penis in all male primates. Ejects itself around puberty. Not a lie or nuttin'. Love you Imgur.

I lost my penile plasticia. Today is the day I become a man.

by damon rosco January 22, 2014

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

penile hypertrophy

when you beat your weewee too much it go boom and zzzzzz and ooga booga and ding ding ding

wanker: i just achieved penile hypertrophy..
wanker 2: nice

by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022

Penile Smalliosis

A penis so small that its medically documented and diagnosed

Nick: I just got diagnosed with Penile smalliosis
John: Red has dick problems too, hes so big that I need to push him around in a wheelchair

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

penile trust fail

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PENILE TRUST FALL!

This is the situation where there is a wooka wooka followed by a horrible cracking sound as the member strikes something it was not intended to.

Norbert: Wooka wooka babah….. (CRAAAACK!) Aaaaaaaaggghhhg!

Jimmy: Dangnoodle Nobert you’ve thrust into my diamond plated solar toaster and toothbrush combo set brah. Didja crackawillie?

Norbert: I must never trust thrust again my babah. I must get a fixawillie kit before I bleed out all of my life force.

Jimmy: Bet

See dat boy up in this bitch? He waz all like yo yo yo, but nah he ain’t got no play cuz he pulled a penile trust fail now he’s got a cracked willie.

by Ka05mau5 May 4, 2023

Penile Dysfunction

The disability to produce egg drop soup.

Shit dude I totally have Penile Dysfunction, now I can't make a profit at China Gate.

by jumpshot097 August 15, 2010