PILF

Plant I'd Like To Fuck, a term usually used by a plant-fucker

Man, that hydrangea is a PILF. How much is it?

by jaggededge1313 February 11, 2010

PILF

Pineapple I'd Like to Fuck

When you see a pineapple in the supermarket that is just so tempting, you find it hard to resist the burning urges to have sexual intercourse with said pineapple.

"Oh my God, Honey, look at that pineapple. Is that not a beautiful pineapple?"
"I see what you mean. That pineapple is such a PILF."
"Let's buy it before someone else can!"
"We'll have fun tonight."

by PINAPHILE March 9, 2009

PILF

A pancake that your bitch serves to you and you desire it more than her clit.

Randy: Bitch make me some pancakes.
Bitch: right on it baby
Randy: It better be a fucking PILF

by Weenzey April 25, 2010

PILF

Priest I'd like to fuck

Did you see father andrews today, wadda PILF

by animalcraker August 2, 2009

PrILF

Along the same lines as MILF but for princesses rather than mothers.

A term created by Andy Zaltzman in edition 134 of 'The Bugle' (The Times Online) podcast in order to describe (soon-to-be) Princess Catherine Middleton's sexual allure.

Princess Michael of Kent, now there's a PrILF !

Not like that skanky ho Princess Beatrice.

by Our Royal Correspondent November 24, 2010

poo-pilfere

One who engages in the act of pilfering poo.

Man, you are such a poo-pilferer.

by Pooty-Poo December 9, 2006

profitable pilfering

To steal things compulsively that you will not use at the moment, but as your collection grows, you will find them rather useful.

Profitable pilfering is Melia and Shaqueera's favorite past-time.

by MeliaCobain June 13, 2007