1. One who attaches oneself to another person or group of people solely for the the purpose of raising one's own social status. Unfortunately diagnosis of having a social parasite can be made only after discovering that you have already been used, abused, and drained of all your resources. Once a social parasite has been discovered it quickly moves on and attaches itself to another victim. The cycle continues indefinitely as the parasite never achieves the social status it so badly desires.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
2. An organism that attaches itself to an individual or group for the soul purpose of gain. Many social parasites rely on those they attach themselves to. They may also expect "the infected" to do such things as: pay for items being consumed(booze, cigs), chauffeur them around. They might also expect to be housed over night. This may then also go on for up to years.
3. A highly invasive organism that exhibits the minimum number of signs of intelligent life. The de-facto route of infection presents through unprotected social intercourse and concurrent alcohol or substance abuse. The social parasite also exibits a high perpensity to symbiotiaclly attach itself to an unaware host. This method of attachment usually presents itself when the host is exhibiting marked signs of malnurition, irratability, suicidal idealization, and unable to function within normal society. This causes the host to withdrawl from normal social circles and induce psycological self distrruction. This infection can be eradicated by completely disrupting its feeding cycle. Other mehods of eradication include removing any source of intoxicating substances or alcohol from the surrounding area. The social parasite will either detach itself from the host and die or move on to infect another person within the same social circle.
"I woke up this morning and realized I spent $300 last night, didn't get laid, and then found that social parasite still on my couch. He had the nerve to ask me to drop him off a half hour away and then asked for money when he got out of the car."
by JJM Publishing - A division of Whoretech Industries. February 3, 2008
Get the Social Parasite mug.A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.
If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.
by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008
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A person who constantly comments on your photos and status updates, who barely knows you and has no business commenting at all.
Jon's such a facebook parasite. Everytime I change my status or post a new photo, he's the first to comment.
by werdslaya January 11, 2010
Get the facebook parasite mug.n. A person who is typically/always socially imperceptive and 'latches on' to a group of people. this person is along for a ride and is impossible to lose, usually makes awkward comments making them unwanted. they are with you and eat away at your cool factor, making them a parasite
n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
n. a tape worm with many friends and/or a facebook account
guy: wow person 3 is such a parasite!
girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf
person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
girl: i know he saw us at dinner and has not left yet...wtf
person 3(social parasite):so guys....im going to watch you make out ok?
by Atohn January 21, 2008
Get the Social Parasite mug.Sam is such a Time Parasite he spent an hour in my cubicle going over the specifications when all I needed was a simple answer.
by deckarep August 25, 2010
Get the Time Parasite mug.An individual or group of people who go to government buildings with a camera to get a reaction out of people. They claim that they're trying to protect people's rights but in reality they are just craving attention and trying to get hits for their videos.
Man 1. Hey, who's that douche bag with the camera spouting nonsense?
Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.
Man 2. Oh he's just one of those first amendment parasites. Pay him no mind.
by Dirtywoody March 9, 2020
Get the first amendment parasite mug.A Human Parasite is a person who antagonise others without any reason at all. unlike Human Predators which include drug dealers, robbers,and other criminals who are all committing acts of aggression for an immoral purpose, human parasites
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
hurt other people just to see the reaction of their victims or to vent frustrations of a bad day.Examples of human parasites are bullies, hooligans, roitors, instigators of bar fights, and the guy who hits you in the nuts and runs away.
A Human Parasite is a person or group of people who antagonise others either verbally or physically without any strong motive for
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
Example One:
Guy#1. "Dude are You playing the newest Grand Theft Auto Game? What are the missions like?"
Guy#2 "I don't know, I just bought this game to be a human parasite and rampage people!"
Examples 2:
High school kid #1 "Hey I heard that you're taking Muy Thai at the local MMA Gym?!"
High school kid #2 "Yeah, I wanna beat the ass of every human parasite at our school!"
by Blue Callor Joe December 19, 2018
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