Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.

Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.

by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019

Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.

*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"

by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010

paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.

Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!

by Hunt21 May 30, 2019

let's get paranoid

Smoke so much weed to the point of getting paranoid, after which the high is awesome!

I got some great diesel, let's get paranoid.

by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 4, 2020

Paranoid

Being scared of something to the point you don't trust it

Bob was a paranoid man who was scared of a virus

by Sasuke_uzumaki March 31, 2020

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020

paranoid

when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real

person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.

by FRENKI8 June 6, 2017