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Paranoid White Woman Syndrome

The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
by Eclair Maker August 5, 2019
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Paranoid Drunkophrenic

The phenomenon when drunk people get paranoid they are doing something wrong, when useally they arn't; or atleast what they are doing is not too serious.
*Police or security walks by*
Drunk: "SHIT SHIT THE COPS!!"

Normal Person: "WTF you on about, why do you care if the cops are here?"

Drunk: "They could, like, fucking arrest us"

Normal Person: "For what?... You're just a Paranoid Drunkophrenic, shut the fuck up!"
by Cozmoisme October 23, 2010
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Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.
For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.
by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020
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paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023
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Paranoid

Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?
Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Paranoid

Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at
Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.
by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021
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