Brown Painter

A girl who constantly shits on your dick well analing her

Adam:How was the girl?
Noah: Shes great, but the fact that shes a brown painter gets on my nerves

by ng11 June 11, 2009

Dirty Painter

When you Shove your dick in a girls ass and pull out some shit on your dick. Then you Draw pictures with her feces on her.

I gave Aly a Dirty Painter!

by JonnyJon September 20, 2008

hose painter

Jonny

Jonny is such a hose painter

by Jonny12358 April 25, 2023

Potato Painter

A potato painter is a residential or commercial painter without experience. They are a danger to themselves, and those around them. Their business’s are based on lies. Potato painters are typically self taught, and didn’t serve as an apprentice prior to starting a business.

Look, another Idaho painter wannabe, fucking potato painter scum!

by Residentialzombe1 December 04, 2019

tainter painter

a tattoo artist that specializes in tattooing taint

im going to get my taint painted i found a tainter painter

by geminimonkey March 11, 2011

Face Painter

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.

Matt-“Cant believe Nate Stanley slipped past round 1”
Brandon-“Dude, he is ass. You are such a face painter.”

by Mousebagg1 February 25, 2021

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole March 05, 2016