M.A.P 

Minor-attracted person (MAP) is an umbrella term for people with any condition that means they are (sexually) attracted to minors (those below the age of majority), including:
•Nepiophilia or Infantophilia - attraction to babies and toddlers
•Paedophilia - attraction to pre-pubescent children
•Hebephilia - attraction to pubescent children/early adolescents

•Ephebophilia - attraction to late adolescents

Person: so basically you’re saying that you’re a pedo?

Map: no, actually mine is more on the lines of Hebephilia. Also you do know there’s more that one attraction to Minors that this term M.A.P can apply to?

M.A.P by Mylittlepanda98 December 14, 2018

w.a.m.p

wet ass mutha-fukin pussy

ayo girl can I get some dome? Caus i know you got that w.a.m.p

w.a.m.p by ShanaLicious December 18, 2006

M.A.P.S. 

The acronym for “ Morning After Poops”. The smelly bathroom session that takes place the morning after a long night of drinking.

“Dude, last night was too much! I had the worst case of the M.A.P.S. this morning.....”

M.A.P.S. by Tiptonite July 8, 2011

M.A.P.E. 

Most
Awkward
Person
Ever

Assigned to colleagues, classmates, and other acquaintances who lack normal social skills and are generally avoided at all costs.

May also be adapted in the following ways:
*S.M.A.P.E.:Second Most Awkward Person Ever (used if your environment is large or unfortunate enough to include 2 M.A.P.E.s and you are forced to rank them)
*M.A.P.O.C./M.A.P.A.W.: Most Awkward Person On Campus/At Work (Location-specific terms for students and pencil-pushers)

John: It was so awkward--Andy asked the CEO like a hundred unrelated questions and then tried to crack jokes with him.
Jane: Ugh, he is such a M.A.P.E.! I mean really, who wears those crazy lifeguard straw hats in real life?

M.A.P.E. by Tiger Lily 8 February 25, 2010

I'm a p.i.m.p. 

stating that u urself iz a pimp

I Dont Know What U heard About Me But A bitch Can't get a dolla out of me Cuz I'm a muthafuckin P.I.M.P

I'm a p.i.m.p. by D-Block January 20, 2004

s.w.a.m.p 

s.w.a.m.p (acronym) for combatives

s - stay relaxed (keep loose)
w - weapon (fist, knee, etc..)
a - accelerate (move weapon towards)
m - move (move body) towards target area
p - plunge; follow through when/after making contact

combative 1 - I really would like to be better at defending myself.

combative 2 - think s.w.a.m.p!

combative 1 - keep loose; use knee, elbow, fist; accelerate the weapon; move your body towards target; now plunge/connect and follow through!

combative 2 - great idea, you come up with that?

combative 3 - I DID; you can call me Kelly ; you're welcome!

combativerelaxweaponaccelerateplunge

s.w.a.m.p by winnipegdude March 8, 2013

M.O.M.A.P. 

(verb)--man on man anal penetration

Dude, i think that guy is eyeing you. He's gonna give you M.O.M.A.P. all night long. FASHO!!!

-or-

Me: Bro, are you really goin to an all guys school (ex. Bellarmine)??

Friend: Yeah man of course!!!

Me: What the FUCK?? You dumbass bitch your gonna get MOMAP up your fuckin ass all day and night you gay ass son of a bitch!

M.O.M.A.P. by Johnny*Rockitt/Lanham 'n' Eggs August 15, 2008