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oven hob 

someone who simps for a moist bag of rice and wire noodles
"did you know oven hob is in love with a bag of rice!!!"
oven hob by todorokismid April 18, 2022

Oven Stuffed Roaster

The unusual method of inserting one's finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is most effective from behind. (SEE ALSO NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK)
There's nothing like an Oven Stuffed Roaster early in the morning to get the blood flowing.
Oven Stuffed Roaster by John Boy December 23, 2003

oven's ready 

something a girl yells when her pussy's wet. her man then acts upon this call by putting his drumstick in for some cooking
yo momma signaled she was wet by calling "Oven's ready!" last nite

Oven Jizz 

Make sure that oven jizz is hot enough to thoroughly cook that pizza!
Oven Jizz by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

oven mits 

when shit is so hot, plumbers unclog your toilet wearing oven mits; a high level of coolness, radness
Peep diss new Brian (Austin) Green rap CD yo, shit's oven mits fo sho
oven mits by Scooter McFadden April 20, 2004

oven mitt 

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.
oven mitt by spacepirate January 29, 2009