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Octaria is a beautiful person who never gives up.She can't take alot.She cares about everyone in her life.She always going over the top.She cry's alot but not alot of people now that about her.Octaria is not alot like everyone.Octaria can never act normal.She always trying to fit in.
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Winchester, Ontario

A small town between Ottawa and Morrisburg,
Population approx. 2,500

If you are fortunate enough to of been born in town its most likely that your surname is Durant, Holmes or Fawcett

The main employer of the town is Ault Foods which is a dairy plant that masks the entire town with a smell of rotten farts that will make you gag & puke much like after eating a meal at the Country Kitchen. The other jobs offered are selling illegal Indian cigarettes, producing & selling Meth or collecting a disability pension.

The town really comes to life at night time after all the stores are closed at 2pm and the sun sets which brings out all the unemployables. Which start their way of funding their habits by stealing anything that isn't chained down in yards or breaking into cars and tool sheds.

The downtown core consits of old crumpling buildings with FOR RENT signs on them owned by citidiot land lords, as any new business that opens is immediatly rejected if isn't owned by a local.

The main hobbies of locals are getting stupidly drunk, complaining about the price of goods and services, having a coffee at Sutton's gossiping about whos cheating on their spouse and reminising about how great the town was 75 years ago.

If you are a resident of Winchester make sure you never associate with anyone from near by Chesterville as Winchesterites believe they are superior over them.

The town also prides itself on having the most people on welfare & disability this side of the St Lawerence!
Ghud dey, we're gonna head'r to Winchester, Ontario to get piss drunk and score some indian smokes lads
by Doc Gray December 22, 2019
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Ancaster, Ontario

A relatively small town in Southern Ontario, Canada. Famous for its increasing suburbs and weed crazed white-ass wannabe gangster teenagers, this small town is made up of a lot of Italians and a lot of fake mothers. Everyone who lives here shops at Fortino's or wal mart and if you don't your a loser. The two high schools there are both nicknamed "the Pharmacy" due to the excessive drug dealers located in each. The teenagers will stop at nothing to chirp you if you are simply walking down the street. Fag is Ancaster's most used insult... and word, in fact. All the kids think they're badass and all the mothers think they're hot. That pretty much sums up Ancaster :D
Person #1: *walking down the street on the sidewalk on a nice sunny day*

Person #2 (teenager with friends driving by in a car) : FAG!

Person #1: Woah, stupid-ass teenagers, i fucking hate Ancaster, Ontario.

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Child #1: My mommy shops at Fortino's.

Child #2: My mommy shops at Food Basics.

Child #1: Lol wtf, fag.

All the children in the room get up and point at Child #2 screaming "You don't belong in Ancaster, Ontario.... FAG!"
by JustYourEverydayWeirdKid June 7, 2010
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ontario, oregon

A town in Eastern Oregon that's possibly the origin of of all sin. It's certainly hot like hell is.
"I passed through Ontario, Oregon once. I saw one tree. One. Dying. Tree."
by Paige Blair June 27, 2008
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Stratford, Ontario

Stratford is a small city in south western ontario world renown for it's Shakespearean festival. During the summer

the streets are flooded with tourists from around the world taking in a play at one of the three theaters in town or visiting the many shops and locally owned stores, stratford also has many fine cafe's , bars and restaurants that range from quaint to extravagant, this city is definitely an amazing place to visit ...... in the summer ...... the winter on the other hand... Stratford becomes a cold, miserable,deserted, BORING little town, the streets that once filled with well dressed tourists become baron till the sun sets and the locals flood to one of the many bars to drink their sorrows away and then flood out onto the streets and fight.... why? ... what else is there to do ?
Stratford is well known for it's over-the-top , violent bar fights. Stay on their good side... or make sure you have the local ambulance service on speed dial.
Overheard conversation between 2 visitors to stratford, Ontario

Man #1 " Let's steal that pool table from those guys"

Man #2 "What are you fucking stupid?!, he's got wet

blood on his shirt and i don't fucking think

it's his "
by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010
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Otaria

A small island in the plain of Dominaria. Home of the Cabal, Chephalids, Pardic Warriors and the Krosan Forest. Most importantly this is where the all powerful Mirari was discovered and used. This was also the Birthplace of Karona, False God, the scourge of Dominaria. If you want an island vacation, and you're suicidal, this is an island getaway to die for.
Ahhh.... Listen to those Calypso drums. What? Those are war drums? God I love Otaria
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Hamilton Ontario

The waterfall capital of the world!

Hamilton boasts approximately 100 all natural waterfalls (not created by man) around various parts of the city.

The most popular and known waterfalls include Albion Falls, Devil's Punchbowl and Webster's Falls

A recent poll conducted by the creator of the facebook group "Hamilton-Waterfall Capital Of The World!" concluded that %73 percent of Hamiltonians had no clue Hamilton was the water fall capital of the world
Josh: Hey Randy did you know that Hamilton Ontario is the water fall capital of the world??

Randy: uhh.. you're joking right?

Josh: seriously for REAL!.. google it for yourself

**Randy then googles "water fall capital of the world**

Randy: wow, now we have something else to talk about other than how sh*t the Ti-Cats are!
by hamiltonian August 9, 2008
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