orphan jokes 

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell him/her to clap until his/her parents come home.

Why don't orphans' play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

How do you stop a bus?

Throw an orphan in front of it. (no one will care)

Boy: Did you hear those orphan jokes?
Girl:Yeah, they were terrible I almost cried!
Boy:Thats the difference between us. I'm breaking up with you.

orphan jokes by iDonteatorphans June 9, 2011

orphan obliterator 

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area

Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday

orphan obliterator by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 27, 2021

Orphan's Christmas 

A standard Christmas celebration held by people who aren't able to be with their birth families because they are overseas or have a difficult relationship with their family.

Often used by people who have been disowned by their parents, such as homosexuals who have escaped their conservative, small-town upbringing and moved to the more open-minded city.

"Tell everyone there's an Orphan's Christmas at mine this year. Bring a plate and the booze is on me!"

Orphan's Christmas by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 25, 2011

Orphan Turd 

A turd that is left behind after you flush the toilet.

Paul glanced back at the toilet to find a stubborn orphan turd still circling the bowl.

Orphan Turd by Largetarget May 28, 2018

Orphan of Kos

The final boss of bloodborne's Old Hunter's DLC. Some people think that this boss is hard, but in reality they just have a big fat skill issue and need to git gud.

Person 1; Is the Orphan of Kos a girl or a boy?
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8

Orphan of Kos by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021

Orphan Obliterator 

Simple, it's Technoblade.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Orphan Obliterator going around town?

Person 2: Yes?

Person 1: Wait you have no parents-

Person 2: AHHHHHHHHH-

Orphan Obliterator by a_s_t_e_r_i_s_k* May 1, 2021

Orphan lead

Any orphan leading to another

That young boy is orphan lead.

Orphan lead by bfeidz May 19, 2009