Balls only hanging out the zipper of your jeans. Well spread eagle on the hood of a car while traveling 10 miles an hour or above spread eagle on the hood of the car.
To make it in I was dared to lay on the hood of a car spread eagle with my ball sack hanging out at my zipper hence Alabama hood ornament
by anonymous May 8, 2021
Get the Alabama hood Ornamentmug. One who obtains children and/or pets merely for monetary gain or social status...
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
No parenting or training involved.. electronic visual stimulation is usually all the parenting skills used
Billy and Buffy are up to 2 life ornaments, one dog and one boy.. they both crap in the house
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
She has 4 life ornaments and one hell of a child support check
by skinnyBitch September 21, 2016
Get the life ornamentmug. Lots of inexpensive sports-trophies are available on eBay, so conceivably you could still have a tournament ornament to display on yer bookcase even if your team didn't actually win.
by QuacksO March 1, 2023
Get the tournament ornamentmug. Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?
Guy1: Yessir
by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020
Get the blue ornamentsmug. Some terrible frozen food you bought in bulk from C****o. You tried it but hated it, so the rest sits forever in the back of your freezer because you couldn't bring yourself to throw it away.
by Schmerdtz November 7, 2021
Get the Freezer Ornamentmug. by Thewordydude September 9, 2025
Get the Alabama Christmas Ornamentmug. 