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O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction)

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.
"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."
by Yuichi October 1, 2007
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Optimized weekday after-work game plan

Recent studies show that after leaving your 9-5, the most optimal way to spend your evening is eating Chipotle and getting a blowjob. This is statistically shown to increase levels of serotonin, endorphins, dopamine, and oxytocin.
Person 1 - Hey man, are you executing the optimized weekday after-work game plan?
Person 2 - Of course brother. I'm picking up 2 orders of chipotle at 6. Girlfriend is coming over at 6:30!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Optimal Training

Training in an oddly unique manner, making unnecessary adjustments to exercises by means of adding non useful accessories
Yo bro that’s not optimal training *proceeds to attach 50 D handles to the bar*
by Bartholemew III September 7, 2022
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Optimized

A process of remotely controlling the appliances , HVAC system, plugs and lights with a virtual reality system in your home. It is localized to the Modesto CA area.
Your house is now optimized
by Paramedic 8558 March 30, 2025
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Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
by xalency May 19, 2024
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optimism

no.
If you look up the word optimism in the OED and this is true, the definition simply says no
by kentern October 18, 2020
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Optimized

A product or service that has been rendered completely useless, unmanageable, or irrelevant. In software, this is usually due to over-engineering or a lack of fundamental understanding of how to interpret analytics related to the typical use case. Most common in software and online services, but can be applied to other industries.
example 1: "YouTube has nearly been optimized to perfection."
example 2: "Kathleen Kennedy has optimized Star Wars cinematic storytelling."
by ThatAwesomeTerr June 13, 2018
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