Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.

"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008

stick it on me

“stick it on me” is often used to ask for a kiss/makeout session.

Perhaps you can stick it on me while nobody is watching?

by whoms’t July 18, 2018

chill on me

basically means to chill with the subject u are talking about who the person is being "rude" about something

jake: your bein a dick man!
jon: yo chill on me bruh!!!!

by kyleezzy January 2, 2008

dog on me

another version of “don’t make fun of me” or “don’t bully me”

“hey don’t dog on me but i think i like him”
“are you serious? ew.”

by Wjatwhatwhy December 19, 2019

Call on me

A great video that shows a destruction of "gender barriers". The video essentially shows a bunch of hot girls exercising and one guy is with them duplicating all of their actions. All of the women are non chalant about it, so it shows that they are comfortable with his presence in the room. This defines my trip to Amsterdam and is also David's favorite song of all time

Dream: You see that video Call on Me yet? It shows that there aren't any gender barriers in life.
David: Yes! I've fucking seen it a hundred times! stop fucking talking about this queer shit!
Dream: Sweetest poison is also a great song
David: UGGHHH! I hate you so much.

by The Dream December 26, 2004

You're pissing on me!

alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"

used to show disbelief or dismay.

girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"

by amyy.graceyy :) October 19, 2010

I Got it on me

I got the cannon on me.
(Gun, cannon, ratchet, tool, strap, pistol)

If that fool act up tonight I got it on me. Ima blast that fool.

by The guy that got it on him. May 24, 2022