Oklahoma

Safe word for an erection.

Used in reference to the shape of the American state, Oklahoma, with its very long panhandle.

Excuse me, Mr. Schwartz, this math has got oklahoma written all over it...

Oklahoma by S.K.M.Jr. June 28, 2011

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Due to the suffering the suffering that any person from Oklahoma has to endure, this has become a popular safety world in acts of sexual bondage or stupidity. This word also has a strong history of being screamed during acts of drunken stupor at almost any unfortunate happening.

Papa screamed Oklahoma when Nixon twisted his nipple.

"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.

oklahoma by Nick Holt July 28, 2008

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Oklahoma

The code word in a massage parlor to signal that you would like a happy ending.

My massage was almost over but I yelled out oklahoma and received a happy ending.

Oklahoma by Steamer78 June 17, 2013

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Oklahoma

Oklahoma, home of crazy weather and impossible to get out red dirt. The 46th state of the United States of America. It’s a nice place if you don’t mind a little wind and sudden weather changes. While other states have the same weather all day or at least know what to expect, Oklahomans always need to be prepared to have sleeting in the mornings and 85 degree weather by 2pm with 70mph winds all day. Look out for dirt while wearing nice clothes. If you encounter a tornado, don’t seek shelter, poor a glass of sweet tea and watch from the porch.

Friend 1:Just planned a trip to Oklahoma to visit my family.
Friend 2: Cool, mind if I come?
Friend 1:No but your paying for the tornado season tea

Oklahoma by mikayla_36 October 2, 2020